21 Dishwashers Who Deserve A Big Fucking Raise

Think of the dishwashers for the love of God.

Why use a clothesline when you can just use a plate?

Why use a clothesline when you can just use a plate?

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Why use an iPad with an image of a plate when you can just use a plate?

Why use an iPad with an image of a plate when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a shoe made of gelatin when you can just use a plate?

Why use a twig in a rock with a hole drilled in it when you can just use a plate?

Why use a twig in a rock with a hole drilled in it when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a magnetically levitating pillow when you can just use a plate?

Why use a sandbox when you can just use a plate?

Why use a sandbox when you can just use a plate?

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Why use this thing that looks like a hoverboard when you can just use a plate?

Why use this thing that looks like a hoverboard when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a glass chalice when you can just use a plate?

Why use a glass chalice when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a bookshelf when you can just use a plate?

Why use a bookshelf when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a crushed beer can on a dirty ashtray when you can just use a plate?

Why use a log when you can just use a plate?

Why use a tiny golden chair when you can just use a plate?

Why use a tiny golden chair when you can just use a plate?

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Why use this giraffe statuette when you can just use a plate?

Why use this giraffe statuette when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a toolbox when you can just use a plate?

Why use a toolbox when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a metal hook when you can just use a plate?

Why use an iron when you can just use a plate?

Why use an iron when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a sink when you can just use a plate?

Why use a sink when you can just use a plate?

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Why use a mousetrap on a plate when you could’ve just used the plate?

Why use a mousetrap on a plate when you could've just used the plate?

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Why use a shovel when you can just use a plate?

Why use a shovel when you can just use a plate?

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And finally, why use nothing when you can just use a plate?

And finally, why use nothing when you can just use a plate?

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18 Roast Chicken Recipes You'll Actually Want To Eat

Drum(stick) roll please….

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Soy and Citrus Marinated Chicken

Soy and Citrus Marinated Chicken

A little bit tangy and a little bit sweet, this chicken gets marinated in a mixture of garlic, ginger, citrus juice, soy sauce, vinegar, and sugar. Get the recipe.

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Tandoori Chicken

Tandoori Chicken

Drumsticks and thighs get coated in a thick layer of delicious sauce made with Greek yogurt, lime, garlic, tandoori spices, cilantro, garam masala, and turmeric. Serve it with warm naan or biryani for sopping up all that sauce. Get the recipe.

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Asian-Glazed Chicken Thighs

Asian-Glazed Chicken Thighs

You can serve this Asian-inspired chicken with bok choy or any green vegetable like broccoli, spinach, or Chinese cabbage. This one-skillet dish serves eight people and is bound to be a crowd pleaser. Get the recipe.

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Lemon Garlic Roasted Chicken Drumsticks

Lemon Garlic Roasted Chicken Drumsticks

One hour and just a few ingredients — most of which you probably already have on hand — is all it takes to make this easy weeknight dinner. Get the recipe.

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French Onion Roasted Chicken

French Onion Roasted Chicken

It's like French onion soup and classic roast chicken had a baby… and honestly what could be bad about that? Get the recipe.

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Thai Piri Piri Chickn

Thai Piri Piri Chickn

Whole roasted chicken gets a flavor boost from a rub made of red Thai chilis, shallots, garlic, and tomato. Serve this comfort food with an easy homemade cole slaw and sweet potato wedges. Get the recipe.

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Crispy, Spicy Roasted Chicken Legs

Crispy, Spicy Roasted Chicken Legs

This spicy chicken is marinated in fish sauce, Sriracha, and rice vinegar, which gets thick and syrupy in a cast-iron skillet. Get ready for perfectly crispy skin and tender, dark meat. Get the recipe.

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Oven Barbecued Chicken Wings

Oven Barbecued Chicken Wings

These chicken wings gets tossed in paprika, salt, thyme, black pepper, and cayenne pepper. If you're pressed for time or just feeling lazy, a store bought barbecue sauce should do the trick. Get the recipe.

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Herb Roasted Chicken in Creamy White Wine Sauce

Herb Roasted Chicken in Creamy White Wine Sauce

If you want to make this dish less indulgent, you can swap heavy cream for whole milk or even cashew milk. Mixed with white wine, flour, chicken stock, and sautéed onions, the result will still taste seriously creamy. Get the recipe.

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Tomato and Leek Rice with Roasted Chicken

Tomato and Leek Rice with Roasted Chicken

These roasted chicken thighs are served over a bed of rice simmered with leeks, garlic, dry white wine, tomatoes, and chicken broth. Get the recipe.

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17 Embarrassing Server Stories That Will Make You Cringe Inside Out

We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the most awkward thing that’s happened to them as a server. Here are the results…

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The miscommunication:

“I was working in a fancy restaurant and I was topping up my table’s wine. One guy put his hand out to signal that he didn’t want any more, but instead I misread this and proceeded to high-five the elderly gentleman, who then looked very confused.”

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The tomato picker:

“I’m already an awkward person but the first time I ever had one of our more prominent regulars at my table, I was completely stressed out. When their food came out, his wife’s turkey burger had tomatoes on it when she’d ordered it without.

“So as we both saw this I instinctively said ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I can get those out of the way,’ and put my hand out, so she very strangely put sliced tomatoes in my bare hands. I hurried away in embarrassment, tomatoes in hand.”

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The jug of water:

“I was serving a table once who asked me for another jug of water. I tried to repeat the request and announced loudly ‘ANUGGA JUGGA WATTAAA.’ I just ran away and pretended it didn’t happen.”

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4.

The wet hot summer:

“I had just been camping with some friends over summer and an older, lovely, regular couple came into work and asked me how it was. I explained how fun it was but that it rained a lot at night and it leaked into our tent. I then proceeded to say, ‘I had a lot of wet dreams.’

“I don’t know why I said that, nor do I know what I was trying to say. They didn’t respond, but I knew they knew what it meant.”

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5.

The last supper:

“One time I walked up to my table and right when I got there, the wife told her husband she wanted a divorce. I stood there shocked as she hurried out. All I could could say to the devastated husband was ‘Can I get you a beer, man?'”

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6.

The mistaken identity:

“I used to work in a local coffee shop. I’m really clumsy, so doing little things like dropping cutlery or spilling a little bit of a hot drink on the table is normal and I just laugh it off. One really busy Saturday I managed to spill hot tea on this woman’s leg. I apologised and she said it was OK and I continued on with my work.

“About 10 minutes later she called me over to complain that ‘one of your co-workers just spilt tea on me’ and pointed at another girl, really blaming her and wanting her to get into trouble. I had to deal with the whole complaint with her thinking it was another girl, and even when my manager came out I didn’t admit it was me.

“It wasn’t till the customer left and I felt so bad that I admitted my mistake.”

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7.

The slippery salmon:

“I was waitressing at an event and when I was stacking plates onto my hand, some salmon skin fell and slid down one of the guests’ back. She was wearing a backless dress. I pretended not to notice and walked away while she squealed.”

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8.

The broken spray bottle:

“I was spraying down the tables during a busy shift and my spray bottle wasn’t working properly. I began to try and fix it, pressing the pump vigorously until the liquid burst out dramatically all over my station.

“I started giggling to myself – blame the 12-hour shift tiredness setting in – when my colleague asked, ‘What happened?’ Just as the restaurant fell deadly silent, I shouted back, ‘I just squirted everywhere!’ The families looked fairly disgusted while tucking into their desserts.”

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The applause:

“I was putting dirty dishes away at the pot wash station and dancing like a lunatic to the songs playing in the kitchen. As I headed back out into the busy Sunday dining room, I received a round of applause from diners. I’d left the kitchen door ajar and the whole restaurant had seen me and my pitiful twerk.”

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10.

The punmaster:

“I’m a chronic maker of bad puns. Usually customers think they’re cheesy and funny, but not always. Once, when a lady ordered a malbec, I said, ‘I’ll have that mal-BACK to you in just a minute, ma’am!’ Total silence. Not even a smile. It was soul-crushingly awkward.”

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11.

The melted butter incident:

“I was a waitress at a seafood restaurant and a guy asked for a large cup of melted butter for his crab. I lost my footing as I approached his table and the cup of extremely hot melted butter landed directly on his crotch.

“Needless to say, he was super pissed off, yelled at me, and asked for all of his food to be put in to-go boxes. Obviously he didn’t leave a tip because I practically burned his penis off.”

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12.

The hot chocolate order:

“One time a guy ordered hot chocolate and I asked ‘still or sparkling?'”

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13.

The water spill:

“I once had a coworker spill a cup of water behind the bar. When he went to clean it up, he accidentally knocked a $250 bottle of red wine onto my white Converse. As he was mopping up that mess, he tipped over the mop bucket, spilling about five gallons of water onto the floor.

“There was water everywhere, at least three people slipped and fell, and since the drain was clogged, it took about 45 minutes to drain the inch of standing water.”

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14.

The spicy crawfish:

“I worked at a restaurant that sold crawfish, and people would pile up huge trays of the shells. I was trying to balance two trays, tripped over an infant’s car seat that a guest had placed on the floor, and spilled the tray of crawfish all over the infant. This was really spicy crawfish.

“The parents flipped out, took the infant to the ER, and came back the next day demanding the managers pay the bill.”

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15.

The prom group:

“While working as a waitress at a sushi restaurant some girls in high school made a reservation and came in wearing their prom dresses with their hair and makeup done. I ended up spilling all six glasses of water all over the table, directly into this one girl’s lap. Her phone, wallet, and dress were completely soaked. The humiliation still stings whenever I think about it.”

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16.

The bad parker:

“I backed into an RV in the parking lot of the restaurant I worked at. After apologising immensely to the RV owners I had to wait on their table.”

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The mysterious smell:

“During the Sunday morning rush I ran outside to my car real quick to grab something. I came back in and went straight back to serving my tables. As I was power-walking to my tables, I wondered if someone had farted. It smelled so strong like poop that it almost made me gag. I got through all three of my tables’ drink orders and rushed to the back to get started, still wondering who’d shit their pants.

“I went to the computer to put the drink orders in and noticed everyone was kind of buzzing around as if something was up. I ignored it. Thirty seconds later a waitress ran in and yelled, ‘SOMEONE STEPPED IN THE SHIT!!!!!’

“I looked down and there was green poop covering my left shoe and up my pant leg! I started yelling and looked behind me to see that there were poop tracks all the way through the restaurant where I’d stepped in a steaming pile of diarrhea shit. I hopped on one foot over to the drain where we dump the mop bucket and started spraying my foot off.

“I asked where the shit came from and NOBODY knew! It was literally in the middle of the dining room, a perfect pile. Everyone called me ‘shitkicker’ after that.”

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29 Wild McDonald's Menu Items You Can't Get In The US

Brb, booking my next trip.

Cheesy Pork Burger (McDonald’s Taiwan)

Cheesy Pork Burger (McDonald's Taiwan)

Melted cheese + a fried pork patty + lettuce.

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Pesto Pasta (McDonald’s Rome)

Pesto Pasta (McDonald's Rome)

Pasta at McDonald's! Only in Italy.

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Milky Tea Float (McDonald’s Thailand)

Milky Tea Float (McDonald's Thailand)

Milk Tea mixed with the classic McDonald's soft serve.

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Fish & Chips (McDonald’s Thailand)

Fish & Chips (McDonald's Thailand)

No, no…this isn't in the UK! It's in Asia.

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Spaghetti, Fried Chicken, and a Banana Pie (McDonald’s Philippines)

Spaghetti, Fried Chicken, and a Banana Pie (McDonald's Philippines)

Three seemingly random things that you can all get from McDonald's in the Philippines.

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Pineapple Pie (McDonald’s China)

Pineapple Pie (McDonald's China)

Pineapple pie, what's not to love?

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Grilled Pork Rice (McDonald’s Vietnam)

Grilled Pork Rice (McDonald's Vietnam)

The cucumber here is a nice touch…not to mention that delicious rice patty.

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Greek Mac (McDonald’s Greece)

Greek Mac (McDonald's Greece)

A Big Mac, but with a pita.

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Chips & Salsa Burger (McDonald’s Taiwan)

Chips & Salsa Burger (McDonald's Taiwan)

So, I'm assuming the chips give a nice crunch to this burger.

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Crispy Onion Angus Burger with egg (McDonald’s Hong Kong)

Crispy Onion Angus Burger with egg (McDonald's Hong Kong)

This is a different take on a burger. There's egg, cheese, crispy onion, and what looks to be a special bun.

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Sankaku Choco Pie (McDonald’s Japan)

Sankaku Choco Pie (McDonald's Japan)

This is a flaky crust packed with chocolate. This pic might not look the best, but people say it's amazing.

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Teriyaki Burger (McDonald’s Japan)

Teriyaki Burger (McDonald's Japan)

A burger smothered in Teriyaki sauce. Yum.

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Melon Fanta (McDonald’s Japan)

Melon Fanta (McDonald's Japan)

Melon Fanta, gimme all your sweet, refreshing goodness!

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Deluxe BBQ Chicken Burger (McDonald’s Japan)

Deluxe BBQ Chicken Burger (McDonald's Japan)

This is like a modified Big Mac, there's a fried chicken patty, cheese, egg, and lettuce.

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Camembert Cheese Bites (McDonald’s Oman)

Camembert Cheese Bites (McDonald's Oman)

These are like a modified mozzarella stick. Yum!

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Bubblegum Squash McFlurry (McDonald’s Australia)

Bubblegum Squash McFlurry (McDonald's Australia)

This delicious dessert is made with soft serve, marshmallows, and bubble gum syrup.

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Twisty Pasta Breakfast (McDonald’s Macau)

Twisty Pasta Breakfast (McDonald's Macau)

So the person who took this photo added meat to it, but my research tells me that this dish consists of vegetables, twisty pasta, egg, and hot chicken broth.

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Hokkaido Burger (McDonald’s Japan)

Hokkaido Burger (McDonald's Japan)

There's a salmon burger, some bacon, and all topped off with a dollop of mashed potato.

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Ricotta and Spinach Bites (McDonald’s Italy)

Ricotta and Spinach Bites (McDonald's Italy)

Ricotta cheese, and spinach brought into a holy union by frying. Omg.

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McDonald’s BBQ Fries and Cheeseburger Royal (McDonald’s Zurich)

McDonald's BBQ Fries and Cheeseburger Royal (McDonald's Zurich)

So these are basically just thick-cut fries with a BBQ dipping sauce. The Cheeseburger Royal is a staple in Europe. It's made with Swiss beef, cheddar, onions, pickle, ketchup, and mustard. Basically a Quarter Pounder with cheese.

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Macaroons (McDonald’s Belgium)

Macaroons (McDonald's Belgium)

Yes, the desserts at McDonald's are clearly much more lit across the pond.

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Banh McMuffin (McDonald’s Vietnam)

Banh McMuffin (McDonald's Vietnam)

Egg and cucumber on an English muffin. Sounds delish.

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Pineapple Cookie Crumble McFlurry (McDonald’s Singapore)

Pineapple Cookie Crumble McFlurry (McDonald's Singapore)

Soft serve, pineapple flavor, and cookie bites bring this magical McFlurry to life.

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Bubur Ayam (McDonald’s Indonesia)

Bubur Ayam (McDonald's Indonesia)

This is a porridge made with chicken strips, spring onions, sliced ginger, fried shallots, and diced chillies. Get in my belly.

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Kon Gemilang (McDonald’s Malaysia)

Kon Gemilang (McDonald's Malaysia)

Kon Gemilang translates to “brilliant cone.” The flavor is described as a sweet corn.

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Grilled Pork Banh Mi (McDonald’s Vietnam)

Grilled Pork Banh Mi (McDonald's Vietnam)

This local Vietnamese staple gets the McDonald's treatment. It's cucumber, grilled pork, carrots, and a special sauce.

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Sweet Potato Fries (McDonald’s Singapore)

Sweet Potato Fries (McDonald's Singapore)

Pretty simple, but you still can't get this in the US.

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Corn Cup (McDonald’s Hong Kong)

Corn Cup (McDonald's Hong Kong)

And finally, instead of getting fries you can get a cup of corn at some Asian McDonald's.

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Tell Us If You'd Eat These International Candies And We'll Reveal Where You Should Live

Tell Us If You’d Eat These International Candies And We’ll Reveal Where You Should Live

You got: Barcelona

You love socializing! You enjoy hitting the clubs and dancing all night just as much as you enjoy a dinner party with friends. You enjoy meeting new people, which is why Barcelona is the perfect place for you!

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You got: Paris

You are an artist, a creative, a dreamer! You live your life with passion and won’t settle for anything but the best. Nothing stimulates you more than an intimate, lively conversation over a good bottle of wine, which is exactly why you belong in Paris!

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You got: London

You possess a very witty sense of humor. You’re always cracking jokes with your friends, and you know how to make people laugh when times are tough. You love to be around people with the same type of humor, which is why you belong in London!

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You got: Los Angeles

You live for sunshine! You love a fresh-pressed juice and are never happier than when you’re in yoga class. Your friends may sometimes roll their eyes, but you don’t care because you are #blessed, which is exactly why you belong in Los Angeles.

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You got: Vancouver

You love city life, just without all the hype. You are strong, proud, and confident, but above all you’re polite. You want to help others and truly value teamwork. Plus, the cold doesn’t bother you much, which is why you belong in Vancouver.

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You got: Cairo

You want to get away from it all and make a difference! You aren’t afraid to fight to be heard and will never hesitate to stand for what’s right. You also have a unique and quirky sense of humor and love to laugh, which is why you belong in Cairo!

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